Hello, I’m so glad you’re here!  What you’ve come to or stumbled on is a lifestyle blog by me, Paula, a 50 something, not skinny girl who loves to laugh, sing, decorate and dress cute (and skinny).  Get your bladder leakage pads ready because I hope you’ll be inspired to laugh, through little snippets from my wacky mind and average life. I’d love for you to stick around and join me on my journey to laugh at every roll and wrinkle, decorate  the mess of reality, dress to flatter every dimple and finally sing for joy that we are okay with being okay with how and who we are right now.


Fit an entire beauty routine into one tsa approved bag

how to carry-on your entire beauty routine – TSA approved

We’re heading into the busiest travel season of the year and if you don’t want…

Pumpkin painting with Littles of all ages

pumpkin decorating for all ages

Pumpkin decorating is a fun and crafty memory maker for kids of all ages. Here’s…

Work that patience muscle

The Patience Muscle

If you ever want to measure how much patience you have, simply overnight with a…

diet addiction / dimplesonmywhat.com

diet addiction – it’s a THING!

I am addicted to DIETING!  This is not a Saturday Night Live sketch or a…

leaving my mark on waco

leaving my mark on waco

I’m writing the weirdest funniest review of a trip to Magnolia Market in Waco, TX…

simple sewng hack to keep off shoulder tops OFF shoulders

stay off darn shoulders off!

simple sewing hack to keep off shoulder tops off shoulders! (AND wear a regular bra…